Benny: “Where have you guys been? We’ve been waiting here forever already.”

Yeah-yeah: “Ah, Squints was cravin’ a brew.”

Squints: “Shut up. I wasn’t.”

Yeah-yeah: “Yeah-yeah you were. Your tongue was hanging out of your head and you was swooning. Oh, Wendy Peffercorn! My darling Belgian Witbier!”

Squints: “I said shut up. I’ve got a lot of things on my mind.”

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Warning: Spotting this beer for the first time may lead to severe summer love for more smooth, zesty, and refreshing small batch Witbier.